What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:01
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.